And then, if you really want to win the argument, send them a $5 gift card to Taco Bell with a note: “For when your money stops talking. You’ll need it.”
The most plausible origin story involves a now-deleted user named “TacoStandCapital” who posted a loss porn screenshot showing a $47,000 loss on out-of-the-money call options. In the comments, a user wrote: "Money talks. You? You’re just a taco muncher." money talks taco muncher
But here is the final truth: Markets crash. Portfolios get liquidated. NFTs go to zero. But a warm, well-made taco on a Tuesday night? That is a consistent pleasure that no amount of bear market volatility can erase. And then, if you really want to win
So the next time someone calls you a “taco muncher,” thank them. Thank them for the reminder that you are human enough to eat with your hands, humble enough to enjoy cheap food, and secure enough to know that your value isn’t printed on a dollar bill. NFTs go to zero