Today. Not yesterday when you ate gas station pizza. Today .
Then, the tent bag comes out. Your mom pulls out the tent poles. "I don't need the instructions," she says, sweating. "I did this in Girl Scouts during the Carter administration." Act II: The "Helpful" Friend Alex picks up a pole. "Oh, I saw a life hack for this on YouTube. You just spin it like a baton." Alex spins it. The pole extends, smacks your mom in the back of the head, and collapses into a pile of fiberglass spaghetti. Act III: The Blame Game After 90 minutes of tangled nylon, snapped clips, and one muttered curse word from your mom (which you will treasure forever), the tent is standing. Barely. It looks like a depressed mushroom. -ENG- Camp With Mom and My Annoying Friend Who ...
You catch Alex staring at the stars.
Your mom tries to make gluten-free pancakes using a frisbee as a plate. Alex pokes at the food and asks, "Is there dairy? I’m also dairy-sensitive on Tuesdays." Then, the tent bag comes out
"Camp With Mom and My Annoying Friend Who Ruins Everything" "I did this in Girl Scouts during the Carter administration
"Honey, I think we need to unplug. Let’s go camping! Just the two of us." You: "Great. Just us. Women. Trees. Peace." Mom, picking up her phone: "Oh, I also invited Jessica (or insert annoying friend’s name here). Her mom said she needs to touch grass."
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