A: No. But if someone makes a point-and-click adventure where you play as a baffled historian trying to answer her questions, that person will become a millionaire.

Click play. Congratulations. You have successfully “installed” Episode 1. Because the search term “cunk on earth episode 1 install” implies technical difficulty, let’s address the most frequent user errors.

A: Delete it immediately. Run an antivirus scan. That is not Philomena Cunk; that is a Russian ransomware attack pretending to be British comedy. The real Cunk would never ask for administrator permissions.

Let’s get the most important question out of the way first: Philomena Cunk (played by the incomparable Diane Morgan) is not a piece of malware, nor is she an operating system update. She is a fictional journalist, and Cunk on Earth is a five-episode mockumentary series produced by the BBC and streaming on Netflix.

Do not type “Cunk on Earth install.” Do not type “Philomena Cunk .exe.” Simply type the title. The first episode is titled “In the Beginning” (or sometimes just “Episode 1”). The description typically reads: Philomena Cunk traces the rise of civilization, from the agricultural revolution to the building of the first cities.