- High School Never Ends - Bowling For Soup

Because as Jaret Reddick howls over that driving bassline, you aren't imagining it. The class president just became your HOA chairperson. The goth just started a true crime podcast. And the new kid from Connecticut? He just became your stepdad.

Why Connecticut? Because in the pop-punk lexicon, Connecticut represents the unknowable "other"—the kid who shows up sophomore year with a different accent, different clothes, and different money. In adulthood, this is the new hire who doesn't know the coffee machine protocol. It’s the neighbor who doesn't wave back. bowling for soup - high school never ends

The problem, as the song correctly identifies, is that adults refuse to admit they are doing this. A high school student will say, "I hate the jocks." An adult will say, "I just don't think that CrossFit crowd is very welcoming." It’s the same sentence. Because as Jaret Reddick howls over that driving